Corrupt Wish

divafoelife wrote:

granted, but then ur head hurts for the rest of the year

I wish it would rain soon

Granted. It is raining. But your roof is now leaking from all the rain we have been having because of you!!!

divafoelife wrote:

lol...u forgot to wish for something!

Oh I wish I had a kitchen sink!

granted, but it will leak forever cause its not installed right


I wish my DH would hurry up with my meds

divafoelife wrote:

granted, but it will leak forever cause its not installed right


I wish my DH would hurry up with my meds

Granted. He hurried but now he is stopped by a cop for speeding.

divafoelife wrote:

u forgot to wish AGAIN!

SHIT

I wish my husband were here so I can take my bath.

granted, but then it starts leaking all over your downstairs



i wish we could have steak and baked potatoes for dinner

Granted but it makes you feel sick

I wish I had somewhere to go tonight

granted....but then u have to spend the next 40 years talking to me!

I wish i hadnt thrown up my dinner

(I"d gladly spend 40 years talking to you!)

Awww, Granted...but now you are really sleepy

I wish I was tired already

lmfao, granted but then you cant ever talk to me again.

I wish I had some valium (lol)

granted, but then u get caught taking a prescribed drug without a prescription



i wish my DH would chanGe the fucking channel

Granted but he puts it on the history channel about the civil war. lol

I wish I wasnt cold right now

granted, but then its hotter than hell!

I wish Clean House was on

Granted but its a re run you've seen Too many times

I wish I didnt have to do dishes.

granted, but u have to wash the floors on ur hands and knees



I wish i didnt feel sick

(I do that anyway!!)

Granted but then you get so tired you cant stay awake. (sorry I cant do anything bad when its about feeling sick, I know how bad morning sickness is)

I wish I didnt live across the street from my inlaws

granted, but now they live next door


I wish it would start raining already

granted but it doesnt stop for a month

I wish my cats would get along

granted, but then they are going to run away


I wish it wasnt cold

GRANTED BUT NOW IS BOILING HOT

I WISH I WASN'T SO TIRED

1SeXXXyMaMMa wrote:

GRANTED BUT NOW IS BOILING HOT

I WISH I WASN'T SO TIRED

Granted but now your so wired that you can't fall asleep tonight.


I wish I didn't have so much laundry.