story time.

the cops finally showed up (someone kill this bitch already!)

and they arrested HIM! She

said he tried to chop

her tities off. She started

tellin a bunch of lies

So the cops took him

and handcuffed him to the

car. He started bawling like

a little girl, and the

cops were laughing at his

missing penis. So the man

divafoelife wrote:

i think we should start a new story since this one kinda stalled.


One beautiful day this lady....

Had the most amazing sex....

divafoelife wrote:

with her boyfriend on the

...beach and all the sand

divafoelife wrote:

goes up her ass. She's

experiencing something new and exciting

Scratched from all the sand

so does her ass. She

starts to scream from the

boyfriend got sand in my

butt, but I dont want