Corrupt Wish

Here's how it works. The first person wishes for something, and the next person grants it, only it's corrupted somehow, then makes a wish of her own.

Example:

Person 1:
I wish I wasn't so tired.

Person 2:
Granted, but now you are too hyper to go to sleep and you stay up for 7 days straight!




Let's try this game. It's very fun.

I'll go first.

I wish I didn't have to do laundry tomorrow!

granted, but you have to do laundry everyday for a month!

I wish I could go to bed right now

granted, but you cant get out of bed for 3 months

I wish i was rich

granted, but u have to give 95 percent to charity

I wish i was watching a movie with justin..asshole

granted, but now you have to stay up and watch movies for 48 hours straight

I wish this damn morning sickness would go away

granted, but you will not want to eat anything you love to eat

I wish i didnt have a headache

granted, but u will have chronic diarhea for a month

I wish we could go on vacation

Granted, but u are sick the whole time

I wish I didnt have a dick head for a fiancee. LOL

granted, but you are now a lesbian!


I wish i could lose some weight

lmao

granted but u lose ur too

I wish I could sleep more

granted, but you will sleep with bed bugs for 3 months



I wish i had a nanny

granted but ur kids accidentally knock her down the stairs and break her leg

I wish I didnt live in this town!

granted, but u will live on a deserted island


I wish i lived in a mansion

LMAO, granted but its Haunted and the ghosts are violent

I wish U hadnt used that smiley! lol

granted, but now im gonna use this one


I wish i could get a new tat

granted but you get hepatitis

I wish Justin wasnt being a dick head (did i already say that) lol

granted but now u have to suck his dick in public everyday!

I wish i had some strawberry pie

granted but its MOLDY and u dont know it til u bite into it

I wish I was able to put down my milanos lol

granted, but then u will pick them back up and finish off the box

I wish i could get a new car

granted but you drive it for one day and the engine blows up

I wish I didnt have a Kia still...its 7 years old

granted but now u have to ride a bike everywhere


I wish my DH would heat up my tacos

granted but you get diarrhea from them

i wish i could start grocery shopping again

granted, but u will fall and break ur hip

I wish i could just go heat up my tacos

granted but they blow up in the microwave

I wish I had lots of monies..